Zwei Männer stehen im Weg einer Brexit Deal zugunsten von Millionen von Menschen: ein Cognac-getränkt Clown und ein Aufgeblasenen Dandy

I see you fixed the translation. Great! There's still a glaring mistake, though. You write, "Die Sun hatte angenommen, Brüssel würde Fachleute für die Führung der wichtigsten Verhandlungen seit Jahrzehnten verpflichten. Stattdessen hat man die Verantwortung in die Hände dieser selbstdarstellerischen Narren gelegt.", i.e. "The Sun expected Brussels to recruit experts to lead what are the most important negotiations in decades. Instead, that responsibility was left in the hands of those narcissist fools." That makes it sound as if the narcissist fools were on the EU side. Surely that can't be what you meant to say?

But, seriously, what did you expect? I truly love the UK, its culture, its history, its language, and so I am sad to see you detach yourselves further from the continent, but at the same time I fully respect that decision - it is yours alone to make. But to think that that decision would entitle you to dictate the terms of your relationship to the EU going forward is clearly delusional. You're just not relevant enough. No single EU country is relevant enough for that, not Germany, not France, not Estonia, not Malta, and so also not the UK. It's called democracy - you're 63 million out of 511 million EU citizens. You don't get to decide for them, just as they don't get to decide whether you leave or remain.

Well. Good luck, I guess. And thanks for fixing the translation.

They fixed the translation issues.
Now a native speaker has written this article.
Who is German and is translating this nonsense correctly.
It is more important what is written than how it is written. This is not worth writtenin correct languange terms.
You won't find a lot of Germans (and other EU Europeans) who agree with your statements.

Wow, it looks like they have read the comment section and silently fixed the most obvious translation errors - Which makes most of the comments below look rather strange and even rude (including mine from earlier this day.) 

Dear Sun, at least you could have added a note to make that clear instead of throwing all of the commenters under the bus.

Am I missing something here?  The whole Opinion is in German(?)

Try to Google "Key points in Juncker's 2017 annual EU address".

This will tell you ever so clearly that the power in The EU will be concentrated - and now the member states will loose their independence.

The above is very typical for Juncker who previously said

"There can be no democratic choice against the European treaties".

The language reads like comedy and the articl'e content is wrong on most issues. Many Brexiteers don't seem to recognise that there are no winners from Brexit, but the EU Commission knows that it will make all 28 current member states and the EU alliance weaker and poorer. Leaving the EU was the UK's decision, cheered-up by 'The Sun', a paper that no sounds desperate on making their Brexit referendum arguments become true... They won't!

1 - don't use Google translate

2 - don't assume that none of your readers can read German, bit insulting to those of us who can!

THE SUN SAYS "It is time for the adults, Angela Merkel and Emmanuel Macron, the negotiators through the throat to grab and you, Sir, to stop they are wasting time with point machen. That is too important."

To which there can be only one coherent reply: "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" ... I mean, this is a joke, right? We're famously bad at understanding English humour over here in Germany, but this has to be a joke. It would be horrifyingly embarrassing otherwise, wouldn't it.

I remember when The Sun printed a french version calling Chirac a worm and distributed it on the Champs Elysees. I was in holiday and can remember the utter shame felt by other Brits away for a weekend break. Calm down on the hate speech you right wing, neo-nationalist do anything for money paper

I can only assume this editorial was aimed at the average (monolingual) SUN reader to make them feel good about having stuck it to those Jerries and for the first time having been able to give them the real English (yes, not British) side of the story? Because if this was actually aimed at Germans or those with even a rudimentary understanding of the language it is a huge embarrassment rivalling in incompetence only the British Brexit negotiation team.

Here's a hint, dear SUN: most Germans understand English just fine and those that don't can depend on an actually largely competent media translating for them. We're not laughing at your approach to Brexit because we don't understand the language but precisely because we do and we see it for the shambles it is.

German guy here: 1. Putting a text through Google Translate is not the same as translating it. It just makes it unreadable to everybody. 2. Yes, a hard brexit will do serious damage to the EU. But not remotely as serious as a future in which the EU can be easily blackmailed by any member state which threatens to leave the boat. So of course they won't give in. 3. I have the feeling that The Sun is already preparing some scapegoats for the time after the hard brexit, when the effects of brexit will hit the UK with full force and people show up at the Sun's headquarter with torches and forks.

Newspapers are not dangerous and moronic per se as long as people won't buy and read them (Cigaretts are not dangerous to your health as well: Just don't buy or at least don't smoke them; it is so simple!). But as long people want to see female breasts, read about "scandals", killings and what football players are doing with their millions the game does not stop!

It is a sad testament to the state of education in Britain when a large and leading newspaper is unable to translate the most simple phrases into correct German.

The content of course warrants no comment.

Nice! Language skills like an Angolan Spam Mailer.

If this is not simply a marketing stunt aimed at your native readers (who don't speak german anyway, so why shouldn't you insult them with this horrible try out) and the text is really aimed at German people, they would laugh their a... off and see this as a perfect example of ignorant English (not Britain) post-empire ignorance.

If anyone ever needed an example of the utter incompetence of the current Brexit campain, dear Sun readers, this is it!

This is was a shot at your own kneecap.

Or is Murdoch so broke that he can't afford a descent translator, i would have guessed the editorial board would have at least some language skill regarding the bigger neighbours

They'll delete our comments anyway!

This level of journalism is even below The Sun. You had better write this in Scottish anyway...
Leave the EU and take the consequences! The UK is not leading the negotiations; there are 27 other countries involved and they are much more busy with initiating development for the EU than repeatedly discuss the stupidity of the British government.

They don't listen to comments. Theyonly want to sell their paper of course. They are business men! They watch their sale figures and write what's necessary to take these the highest point as possible!

LOOOSE BRITANNIA....BRITANNIA LOSE THE GAME

BREXIT EVER EVER IS YOUR SHAME


Where have all the flowers gone..

Where is William Shakespeare gone...

Where is Lord Byron gone....

Where is Winston Churchill gone....


Their grandchilds have lost any Kind of famous british ckeverness, Knowledge and pragmatism. The only Thing they can ist to hide behind the Union Jack....Poor People.

I Think the Germans should send some CARE-Package to that sad hungry Island People in future?

Indeed.

blurting out incoherent comments

in a language one does not master,
without any bothering to try
to understand you opposite number,

being genuinely surprised by the result
and then starting to lose one's nerves

is precisely a way to sum up
the present British Position
in BREXIT negotiations.

Come on, have another try,
We will patiently await your next attempt.

Dear Sun,
you expect to be treated respectfully by the European Union yet you seem to believe that point should be made in a noisy insulting way. You published this article in "German" yet didn't think to look beyond Google translate to do so.
This kind of attitude towards the EU and it's countries is the base on which your government also acts failing to see that the times of the Empire are over. The Sun, the Tories and UKIP maneuvered Britain into a very dangerous mess. And the only way to soften the blow would be heading for a Norwegian deal.
Insulting EU negotiators because you can't have it your way is only going to convince everybody here that the negotiations will fail and you had it coming.
You wanted to be out - fine be out. But please blame yourselves for the headaches!

Avanti dilettanti. They let that google automatically make! Therefore is it good. Man can understand a little. But it is natural to laugh. I have laughed there over when they it published on English. It will not better after they translated it on Deutsch. Does me doulor, love friends DER SONNE! 

HAHAHA, how hilarious. Lets say, your german is not the yellow from the egg, but at least, you tried. So fast makes you that nobody after :D
Cheers

The knowledge about the German language shown in this translation reflects the understanding of the EU-UK negotiations.

Hilarious, thank you! To excrete it in alike English: Die Sonne gives her mustard to the Brexit theatre and points her incredible command over the German language. That hits the barrel the floor out! There the dog gets mad in the pan!

Ein Kommentar auf Deutsch .............. 

falls jemand auf der Insel der deutschen Sprache mächtig ist.

Ein unglaublich dilettantischer Artikel !

Die Sun hätte sich mal die Mühe machen sollen,

Ihren Artikel einem des Deutschen mächtigen Kollegen zur Prüfung vorzulegen.

Das kann ja jeder chinesische EBay-Verkäufer besser.

Inhaltlich zeugt der Artikel von Realitätsverlust, Selbstüberschätzung und von Frust.

Willkommen im "British Kingdom" des 18-ten Jahrhunderts.

Ich glaube die "Brexiters" leben noch in dieser Scheinwelt der Vergangenheit.

haha THE SUN you made my day. This translation is hilarious, I laughed so much, my stomach hurts :D

Vielen Dank liebe Sun für diesen erhellenden Artikel! Die Brillianz der Gedankenführung wird in beeindruckender und nichtsdestoweniger überraschender, ja fast schockierender Weise unterstrichen und gestützt durch die beispiellose Eloquenz der Formulierung. Nach intensivem Studium dieses rethorischen Denkmals bin ich nun endlich restlos überzeugt, dass einige Leute komplett Ihren Verstand verloren haben.

What a stupid article. And the translation was obviously done by google and sucks. But it shows that the sun is loosing its nerves because the EU is not doing as they want them to do. But at the moment I only can see a divided UK and a unified EU. This is remarkably as the EU has not a record of being unified so easily.